Chicken Poop and Boy Butter
Yes, I’m addicted. Maybe I’m just making a huge deal out of nothing. When I said Amazon was the one-stop-shop of the Internet, I really had no idea. Over the last few days I have been amazed by the products available from Amazon. I thought I had found it all last night when I stumbled on Chicken Poop lip balm. Too bad it’s not really made from chicken poop. Its just a normal, everyday lip moisturizer that costs a fortune.
Totally intrigued by the marketing strategy of Chicken Poop, I set out this morning to find other products with a similar strategy. Introducing Boy Butter! Boy Butter as you can probably imagine is a personal lubricant. It’s made by a company called Boy Butter Lubes (original eh?) and is available in 16, 18, and 4 oz. tubs. It will soon also be available in a mustard shaped bottle just in case the butter one wasn’t weird enough. There must be something sexy about applying lube from condiment containers.
Still not convinced? Take it from the founder of Boy Butter Lubes, Eyal Feldman:
When you feel that silky boy buttery goodness on your skin all your troubles will melt away. "Try Squeezing a little Boy Butter into your tight agenda today!"
— Eyal Feldman, founder of Boy Butter Lubes