Jesus Cheeto
Wow, now this one hits close to home. This "Jesus Cheeto" was found by a lady from Rio Rancho New Mexico. Dorothy Dursley who has tried everything in her power to lose weight finally got a sign from God when reaching for her favorite snack. "Praise Jesus - His Cheetoh Saved Me." I must admit it is pretty obvious and even I might have paused for a second and said, "hey that looks a little like… " CRUNCH!
Since that wonderful day she has not eaten a single "Cheetoh". Cheetoh? Maybe God should send her another sign telling her how to spell. What the website doesn’t state is how much weight she has lost after receiving this heavenly sign. I hope some progress has been made and she didn’t just give up Cheetos and pick up a bag of Funyuns. This is serious business. I mean when God takes the time to twist a Cheeto into the shape of his beloved son, you better get your ass in gear.
Read the whole story here. Thanks for the link John!
Side note: A "Cheetoh" is actually a breed of cat.
The Cheetoh is the newest hybrid wild/domestic cross, utilizing the Bengal and the Ocicat breeds. This cat incorporates the distinctive characteristics of both the Ocicat and the Bengal, but has its own unique attributes. These include extremely large size, unsurpassed gentleness of character, and the wild look that can otherwise only be found in the jungles.
Looks like a lawsuit just waiting to happen.
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April 3rd, 2006 at 1:27 pm
That’s sad. First, when it comes to weight, you’ll do what you need to when you really are sick and tired of being sick and tired. Eating Cheetos tells me you probably aren’t ready.
Two, I would have done the same as you. I might have showed it around the office a bit, and then eaten it.
Now I truly have seen it all, lol.
April 3rd, 2006 at 3:09 pm
Yeah, if she really needs a miracle try the miracle of “Low-Carb”. I lost 40 lbs on it, sans the Cheetos of course.
April 3rd, 2006 at 7:19 pm
Steve - I wholeheartedly agree with you. I lost 60 pounds on the miracle of low-carb.
Also sans the Cheetos.
The women said she had tried everything from Atkins (low-carb) to Weight Watchers (low-fat) and couldn’t keep the weight off. I have really novel idea - instead of going off the diets when you reach goal, how about staying on them? That way the weight might STAY off. Good grief. Can someone buy this woman a clue?
April 4th, 2006 at 8:19 am
So true! There is a reason its always referred to as a “Low Carb Lifestyle”. It’s really a change of eating habits and not just a diet. If done correctly its very healthy, contrary to the anti low carb movement.
Besides it just plain works!
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April 5th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I’ve been very fortunate in being able to travel the world, along with a stolen lawn ornament in the shape of a frog a few years back. I found God everywhere i went. But never in a bag of cheetos! and i thought i saw it all!
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